Take a look at a double bass.
You won't find effects pedals, or an electronic tuner attached to the top of it.
It's a big, physical instrument that is not for sissies.
It has two different bows - well, there's a choice!
You have to be reasonably fit to take it to a gig.
Sound too hard for you?
Well, you might want to try one of these instruments...
Good for people with a low
IQ or no musical ability.
Easy to carry. You can make the after concert party
while the rhythm section is still packing up.
You'll be playing at home with this one but,
at least, the below fives at your house will
enjoy blowing it too. Wash it out before
Actually, probably best to avoid this
one if you want to keep your friends.
You won't read much about electric guitars, synthesisers or glam rock bands on this blog.
When you venture over here your mind will be challenged in a more old style way.
Pop by and enjoy.